There’s no other to way to say it than to just say it. Fix yo mouth! Plain and simple. FIX. YO. MOUTH. Take your gap-snaggled-crooked-toothed ass to the nearest dental office and get them shits fixed. Caps, veneers, braces, etc…it really does not matter what method you choose just do something. Allowing your teeth to remain in their current condition is unacceptable.

You are selling yourself as a brand, are you not? Why are you walking around with a yuckmouth? I’ve gathered from your image your brand is supposed to be stylish, classy, polished, revered, tasteful, well-groomed and manicured yet the first thing I noticed about you is that jacked up grill and no matter what else you bring to the table I’m left with a distaste for your brand.  There’s nothing admirable about a fucked up mouth. It definitely tarnishes the shine of your brand. Continue Reading »

It’s no secret the music industry has slowly lost its way since the advent of the music video when the importance of imaging starting overshadowing talent. Nowadays we’re forced to grin and bear the offerings from numerous talentless hacks being passed off as singers by record labels. I just want to know why can’t music acts sing anymore? Fuck! The shit is epidemic. Remember Wendy’s infamous “Where’s the beef?” ad campaign? Perhaps it’s time for us real music lovers to launch a “where’s are the singers?” petition and send it to every major label and their distributors to protest the marketing of these “zero taste, no calories” imposters as singers.

Please forgive me for ranting. See, I’m a bit out of sorts because my spirit is very much grieved by what I have witnessed this week. I’m still trying to recover from sensory damage to my eyes and ears. Any of you catch the Dancing with the Stars results show this week? Wow, right?! Usually I don’t watch that trash but I was visiting a friend who watches it religiously so there I sat watching when Jason Derulo took to the stage to perform.
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