So, after Buffalo Bills’ Stevie ‘The Tin Man’ Johnson dropped the game winning TD catch in Sunday’s game against the Pittsburgh Steelers, (click here to see video of butterfingers dropping pass), he had the gall to blame God for the outcome. Yes, this mofo took to twitter aka the devil’s playground to pass the buck to God.

That’s some shit right there. Ok, on the one hand if I have to give it to him. It’s ballsy and irreverent as hell. And I LOVE irreverence, it’s my middle name. Other the hand, it’s an absolute disgrace, showing a lack of character and maturity. How in the world do YOU make a mistake of that magnitude in front of millions of people and not take responsibility for your actions? We all saw what YOU did. We saw YOU. Not God. YOU! What YOU did. That’s a punk move blaming the man upstairs for something YOU did. I’m gonna make a suggestion. Since you and God are on the outs, take your ass to Oz to see the Wizard and BEG him for a heart, a brain and some courage. Obviously, YOU need it!

CITATION: indignant fool

A good sign you’ve done a terrible job casting designers for your fashion design show is when shit like this spews out of their mouths.

Since your friends won’t tell you, I will. Gwyneth don’t. I repeat don’t. Stick to your bread and butter OR step your game up in a major way. This coming out performance was W-E-A-K. Your voice was jittery and knees looked to be shaking. You bit off more than you could chew. Friends’ll be polite and tell you did a good job but you and I know that the truth. It was shitty. The crowd was so sweet and gave you a standing O. Bless their blind, foolish hearts! But you and I know you certainly didn’t deserve it. Next time, just don’t! Stick to what you know. And it certainly isn’t live vocal performances.

ERIC BENET please step away from the uptempo songs immediately. Do you hear me? HeHates’ spirit is grieved. Now now now! Don’t you try any funny business. You have been banned from the recording booth. I’m joking but I’m serious. Some writer producers are skilled at taking old school sounds making them feel fresh and new. Then there is you. Why on earth are you happily crooning over a track that sounds like it was produced in the 80s when it’s 2010? Yikes! That track sounds like some bubblegum BS that would only be featured in a Disney film…during the end credits.

HeHates has a tip for you: play to your strengths – ballads and mid tempos – and leave the uptempos for the kids. Because Feel Good featuring Faith Evans is straight up wackness. You oughta be shamed.

Eric Benet “Feel Good” ft. Faith Evans by Warner Bros. Urban

I just knew my eyes were deceiving during The Real Housewives of Atlanta episode last night. It flashed on and off the screen so quickly that I knew I was mistaken.

Uhm, if I see that why didn’t THEY see it? And why wasn’t it corrected?

Oh yes, yes, I know. I forget that texters have decided that “your” and “you’re” are now interchangeable so it’s fine to disregard everything we learned in school. SMH!