There’s no other to way to say it than to just say it. Fix yo mouth! Plain and simple. FIX. YO. MOUTH. Take your gap-snaggled-crooked-toothed ass to the nearest dental office and get them shits fixed. Caps, veneers, braces, etc…it really does not matter what method you choose just do something. Allowing your teeth to remain in their current condition is unacceptable.

You are selling yourself as a brand, are you not? Why are you walking around with a yuckmouth? I’ve gathered from your image your brand is supposed to be stylish, classy, polished, revered, tasteful, well-groomed and manicured yet the first thing I noticed about you is that jacked up grill and no matter what else you bring to the table I’m left with a distaste for your brand.  There’s nothing admirable about a fucked up mouth. It definitely tarnishes the shine of your brand.

Some of you are more egregious offenders than other. Nevertheless, there is work to be done.

1. Pitbull

there is a mutiny going on inside your mouth. a few of your top teeth (the canines in particular) have decided to do their own thing.

the bottom teeth have declared mutiny too. i know you see what i see.

2. Kevin Frazier

homie you do not get a pass because you capped a few of your top teeth. not when you have major overcrowding happening amongst the bottom teeth. the cameras are far too up close and personal on you everyday for this be as it is.

3. Floacist

woooww! there isn’t much to be said here. yuck!

the side view is even worse. i pray no one has ever suggested these holes in your mouth are sexy. tough to pull off seductive when your tongue slithers out of your mouth like a lizard.

4. Fabolous

as a rapper you are not exempt homie. that grill is an abomination

you can’t talk about the finer things in life and how fly you are with your mouth in this state of disarray.

5. Michael Strahan

yuck! boo! gross! i have to change the tv channel or mute the tv whenever you appear for fear of losing my sanity while listening to you speak. you are not a looney tunes character therefore it is not acceptable to walk around sounding like one. the number that gap has done on your speech is reason alone to pull that shit together.

6. TD Jakes

ewww!! to the tenth power.  ewww! *shudder* eeeeewwww!!! there is no reason on god’s green earth you should be walking around looking a like a walrus with that black hole in your mouth. last week I was watching cnn’s black in america: almighty debt when you appeared on screen. lawd, if i didn’t have to turn off the tv with a quickness. is he really up there hissing and slobbering and expecting me to sit attentively and listen to this? i think not. you more than anyone else needs to fix your mouth. that gap doesn’t add character, if that’s what you are thinking. it’s an eyesore and a health hazard to any standing near you.

Now everyone of you make too much money to be walking ’round with your grills looking the hotass messes that they do. Fix yo damn mouth!